Cryan McShame

A sad situation that a wetwipe might cry about is classed as a Cryan McShame.

Wow, you got 8th in Mario Kart? What a Cryan McShame...

by katyharrington July 3, 2019

craft bro

An obnoxious bro who only drinks trendy craft beer and tells everyone about it whether they ask or not

Nate started bartending at a dive near the bus station and a craft bro walked in and bitched that they didn't have the trendy beer of the season. He was out on his ass in seconds.

by von groovy April 8, 2019

craftsplaining

when someone walks up and explains how to do a craft project without being prompted

I was working on a beaded lava bracelet when joanna walked up and started craftsplaining it to me, sheesh!

by subtletee September 19, 2019

craftopia

a place of all genres of creative bliss

I feel an explosion of creativity in my house of craftopia

by crafty like a fox October 20, 2019

crafterdark

Usually used to describe someone in a group chat that loves sending a whole essay in batch of three to ten word sentences. That guy oftenly calls them 'walls'.

You might encouter the 'CD' term associated with wall. This usually means that a Crafterdark is somewhere close.

Crafterdark did a wall yet again!

by Pseud02 January 21, 2020

Craftist

A crafts person of multiple skills and/or talents.
Craftist is a title that encompasses all titles related to the making of any thing that is capable of being sensed by any of the five basic senses, examples: musician, artist, painter, youtuber, scrapbooker, textile-painter, sculptist, photographer, designer, builder, demolitionist, engineer, etc.

I am a craftist, I make whatever I want, you're not my dad.

-1"Hey bro, whats a craftist?"
-2"Oh gee man Idk, I'd imagine its a human who makes things from stuff, ya know? like music and paper planes."

-1"Oh so if u do things yourself you're prolly a craftist then, right bro?"

-2"sure."

by Mad Imp June 19, 2020

crayfry

crayon

the guy whose rice purity score is higher than 80

Crayfry likes soup

by sarayray March 22, 2021