Crunchy

When there is one more hit in a bowl of marijuana.

Friend one: Hey brah! Lets smoke a bowl!
Friend two: Hell yeah! Let burn it down!
Friend one: Damn man, I don't know if there is another hit.
Friend two: Well push it down and see if it's still "crunchy"

by Architorcher September 6, 2010

crunchie

A sound made instead of laughter. The sound is a crackling noise and is usually accompanied with a fist over the mouth. It is key to identifying a proper runaway laugh.

LeCharles was so amused when Quafonda spilt her red drink, that his crunchie could be heard all throughout Circuit City from the break room.

by P. Heifner & S. Hardy October 15, 2008

Crunchin

What it's called when someone is wearing a diaper and they sit down and it makes those crunching, crackling noises. Making fun of the phrase 'Gellin'.

"Dude - are you crunchin?"

"Yes, yes I am."

"Ew, man, that's gross!"

by Arabea July 2, 2008

crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.

I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.

by sloppytaco007 December 27, 2007

Crucify

A high school act of tieing a loser kid to a pole with everybodies neck ties. The Kid is then left until the teacher finds him.

"Dude that kids a loser bitch ass nigga hoe, lets crucify him."

"If someone doesnt crucify that kid in less than five minutes i will deadset chop ur fucking dick off"

by Bets Crocker March 7, 2009

crunchy

Slang for light infantry, paratroopers or any other dismounted grunt. Refers to the sound that their bones make when being crushed by the tracks of a tank or APC as they are run over.

Run that jerry crunchy over! (WWII era)

Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)

Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)

Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!

by jihad of sheep February 10, 2007

Crunchy

The act of being a country person, may be a little ghetto, usaslly wearing something that makes you go WTF..or oo...kay...=/...

*Kid has on rolled up pants with high socks with leggings*

Javia-You look crunchy as hell!..lol

by =N' January 20, 2010