crouchigol

One of the very tongue-in-cheek nicknames for English Football player Peter Crouch, based on Batistuta's famous nickmane "Batigol" (from scoring so many goals for Argentina and for Fiorentina). Also see "Hand-of-Crouch", Robot Dance, etc.

Crouchigol was piss funny while trying to do his lame "Robot Dance" celebrations when the ref carded him for cheating with his "Hand-of-Crouch" move. Rooney, pls get firing soon and save us all this embarrasment!

by Mac CMS September 2, 2008

Cracking

verb: to crack

Giving into the temptation of masturbation when deprived of sexually related activities for a prolonged period of time.

Girl1"Do you think Tam's cracked?"

Girl2"Yeah, deffinitely, he cant go a week without cracking!"

by Snakegriffin October 7, 2008

cracking

something nice or something that you want

those are a cracking pair of boobs!

by Mike Hunt January 30, 2003

crunching the ice

performing oral sex on a woman while she's on her period.

Word got around school that Milfred was crunching the ice.

by Alvin G. June 19, 2006

Pussy Crunching

its a word to use when joking around about doing dirty things with the opposite sex. pussy crunching is used when such actions are intended to happen more than once with multiple people in one night. it can also be used in the place of any verb when around people who are familiar with the word and the correct usage.

I'm gunna pussy crunch everyone at this party before the night is over.

I love you like I love pussy crunching.

Hey girl you better have got your pussy crunched the way you were working it last night.

Merry Pussy Crunching Christmas

by pussycrunchingqueen January 4, 2009

crouching tiger

when you get out of the pool and your bottoms are soaking wet so you wrap the towel tightly around your waist and squat down so it squeezes all the water out

My swimsuit bottoms are all wet so im gonna do the crouching tiger.

by thecrouchingtiger June 14, 2011

cracking wabs

'Wabs' is an English slang term for particularly volumous yet pert breasts.
Usually, these are found on women who are in their early twenties and carry a little too much weight to be considered skinny yet not enough to be considered overweight.

"That's girls looking at you"
"The skinny one?"
"No, the one with the cracking wabs'"

by Pliskin89 April 20, 2016