Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

Cripple

Cripple, means: some one how is named Shannon and is a stupid stinky cripple

Stupid stinky cripple

by Doglinction June 8, 2019

Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.

Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night

by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016

Crippled redhead

Crippled redhead is by far one of the strangest creatures out there. It lives on a couch. Has a bird. And has a swollen big toe. This creature often gets bullied by a blackhead for its insane toe.

Crippled redheads toe is so insane.

by Bkackhead November 23, 2021

humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

Ignore The Cripple

Shut it Elon. Elon pooped the bed! He's the Dog(e) that pooped in Johnny Depp's bed and he pinned it on Amber!

Hym "Nope. Nope. Ignore the cripple. Do the Big Beautiful Bill. Make him pay for the AI. He tried to get your kids killed by stealing it. He tried to get you all killed by violating the terms of service. He's not an American. The Big Beautiful Bill is justice and so is making Elon pay me money for the AI. I was the one who did it an Elon is not."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025