When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs
Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???
Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018
Get the Crippled Nannymug. when a male has too much pride and fucks up his limbs, specifically his legs, because he didn’t want to seem like a bitch… even tho he rly is.
Chris is now a crippled ass mf because he didn’t want to look like a bitch in front of the coach and his friends.
by lillbodybenz October 15, 2021
Get the crippled ass mfmug. That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020
Get the cripple liquormug. by Scoob iam so bent December 16, 2019
Get the Crippledmug. the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"
"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"
"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"
*viciously rips nipples"
"OWWWWWWWWWW"
"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"
"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"
*viciously rips nipples"
"OWWWWWWWWWW"
by Pac haters May 4, 2022
Get the Nipple Cripplemug. The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017
Get the Shit crippledmug. A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.
Jason: What's up poach cripple?
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
by daload November 14, 2023
Get the Poach Cripplemug.