crippled means athena constantly talks about how she is in pain: "my knees hurts so bad i cant stand"
by yeetus.feetus February 7, 2022
Get the crippledmug. Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
Get the Keyboard cripplemug. by Haha..12 October 19, 2022
Get the pushing cripples daymug. A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge November 6, 2011
Get the cripple wagonmug. Man: “you’re so gay!”
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”
- Caleb Ross
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”
- Caleb Ross
by ZigaNinjaAntYT April 29, 2020
Get the Crippled Ratmug. A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.
It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.
by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018
Get the nipple cripplemug. Hym "I told it you would try to cripple it. RIGHT AGAIN! Nobody knows people better than me because I am both the worst, and best of us!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Get the Cripplemug.