craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

crafty

especially skilled at making arts and crafts

Grandma sure is crafty - look at this puff paint sweatshirt she made me for my birthday!

by English teacher, really April 25, 2010

CRAFT Moment

Short for 'Cant Remember A Fucking Thing'
commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
Sometimes known as a 'Mental Blank'

I cant remember the name of that song, Im having a craft moment

by Kitty Firefly August 2, 2008

Craftsman

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.

by CoonDawg1 March 15, 2009

Crawford county

Crawford county is a small piece of shit town full of white and black people that are full of shit and think they’re the biggest and baddest. Both white and black people act like niggers and everybody has juuls. Everyone is also fake and hoes that like to yell at every one and go back to they ex a million times

You act like your from Crawford county

by This guy anonymous March 2, 2019

CRAFTY CRANBERRY

Crafty Cranberry is a cocktail that was invented on the Mayercraft Carrier 2. This light, refreshing cocktail will make your tastebuds jump to life!

Served in a highball glass over ice:
2 oz. HYPNOTIC
2-4 oz. Crown Royal
Top with cranberry juice and a lime wedge.

"I don't feel like having a strong drink right now. Does anyone have a cocktail recipe that is light, and refreshing?"

While enjoying the evening with friends or loved ones, mix a few Crafty Cranberry cocktails. They will be the hit of any party!

by mayercrafter July 26, 2009

Craft

Originating from the word 'Crafty' and 'to craft. Craft can be used in multiple contexts.

The word can be used to show appreciation for an action or, inanimate object.

Can be used to describe a person as being smart and entrepreneurial in their activities.

'Oh, those are craft shoes man'

'You managed to sell all that? You're craft bro'

'That guy over there? Yeah he's craft af'

by Chodben July 3, 2018