The name of a song by Soulja Boy, which serves to establish an equally idiotic dance.  On par with who let the dogs out and the macarena, this song demonstrates no talent or creativity, and proves how stupid most followers of the hip-hop mainstream truly are.
by offbdway November 16, 2007
 Get the crank datmug.
Get the crank datmug. by Phrodu June 22, 2004
 Get the crank callmug.
Get the crank callmug. (Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.
Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"
Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."
Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"
Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."
Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."
Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"
Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."
by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017
 Get the Crank The Dogmug.
Get the Crank The Dogmug. by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
 Get the Crank Yankingmug.
Get the Crank Yankingmug. Boy:  Sweetie, what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: I don't know about you, but I'm up for some crank fuckin'!
Girl: I don't know about you, but I'm up for some crank fuckin'!
by Jilly Filly October 13, 2008
 Get the crank fuckin'mug.
Get the crank fuckin'mug. *I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P
by Lily Lighting August 11, 2003
 Get the Crank Yankersmug.
Get the Crank Yankersmug. A bunch of midgets secluded from the outside world, trying their hardest to make contact to us, via the telephone. Their sole purpose in life is to break down the difference barriers between us and them.
by barcode23 October 15, 2003
 Get the Crank Yankersmug.
Get the Crank Yankersmug.