by Kavorks October 12, 2019
Not the place to be. (Unless you're one of Hannah's bitches or love the smell of rotting fish e.g. Gary's cooking).
by Alan January 19, 2004
A direct replacement for the words "silly cunt" often used in environments where cussing is unacceptable, such as the classroom.
by chubby little flaps December 04, 2023
A mock Chinese court in which the principles of law and justice are disregarded or perverted to suit the will and political narrative of the CCP. A court marked by irresponsible, unauthorized, or irregular status or procedures, with judgment or punishment given outside of legal procedure decided directly by the political policies of the CCP.
by M72 June 02, 2024
by sbdhawar September 11, 2020
a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school
by Meltdown.x April 02, 2022
The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.
“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”
by Leonisgaylmao April 02, 2022