Kangaroo Court

A kangaroo court is typically a court where there is no justice, no due process and one in which the magistrates are looking forward to make orders without letting an accused person enter a plea. It's more common for obese magistrates to commit appalling breaches of procedural fairness.
This is the Melbourne Magistrates' Court of Victoria. It is a Kangaroo Court. The prosecutors who litigate parking fines in this court typically do not have the slightest sense of conviction towards the justice system which they serve and the appalling arrogance of Magistrates who do not let an accused person enter a plea.
by Selim Cokyavuz May 21, 2025
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apellet court

A judge-'n'-jury establishment dat hears cases involving air-powered firearms.
Seeing as how so many overly-indulgent parents carelessly give their bratty/thoughtless children BB-guns without ensuring dat said pint-sized aspiring marksmen would be capable/willing to handle said dangerous devices responsibly, da dockets of any local apellet courts are probably crammed to da gills most of da time with lawsuits regarding shot-out windows, dented mailboxes, etc.
by QuacksO March 28, 2020
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Ball Court

Ball court is a place where many people play and many people sit down and play subway surfers.
Mustafa Fell Over At Ball Court”
by Gugumachu July 18, 2022
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court case in a can

Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.
You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.
by DarkFalcon February 17, 2022
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Disband the courts

Disband the courts is a political protest globally where drug use is mandatory and talking to the police is required to be done with .177 cal airguns in retailiation for cavity search on children under 5
Disband the courts always pack upgraded Glocks and m2a2 Thompson and ak1

Airguns I hate the group they almost always win even in court and their buildings are huge this one is 250,000
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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full court heave

When you throw the ball from full court and it goes in.
"Yo, I just hit a full court heave in NBA 2K21!"

"Cool!"
by sbdhawar September 11, 2020
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Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school
by Meltdown.x April 02, 2022
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