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cooters and flax

1.) a profound expression of confusion or misunderstanding
2.) a word of unknown origin, created by Big O and Val
1.) Cooters and flax? What the crap did you say?
2.) Big O: Holy cooters! Look at that flax!
Val: Cooters and flax?!
by Big O September 14, 2003
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Cooter Rug

That girl needs to trim that cooter rug!
by Pamela Katooter January 22, 2007
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Cooter Spray

A spray designed and intended to make your “coochie” smell less offensive/fishy.

Most often used with “club entertainers” or with those whose “Gucci” has an offensive stench.
Man: “Here, I found this spray for you.”

Stripper: *reads out loud*

Stripper: “Cooter Spray? Thanks! So many guys have been complaining about the fish smell.”
by EnterTermsHere March 13, 2019
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burnt rubber cooter

1). The rancid aroma of a vagina thats been pounded to the point of dryness by a condom wrapped penis.
Ex. " Now that Lisa has burnt rubber cooter, we had to cancel dinner with her parents, there is no hiding that smell!"
by wild chewbacca August 25, 2011
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pepper in the cooter

When a woman is angry over a particular issue.
Man, what was wrong with that chic in class today?

Looks like she had a little too much pepper in the cooter.
by rejectionking June 27, 2007
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Rofl my Copter

To "Rofl" someone's "Copter" is meant to be sexual, and can take on any sexual connotation. Therefore, to rofl a copter could imply oral, sex, hands, or even weird creepy stuff like whacking off to Hannah Montana.
After all I did for Katie this Valentine's Day, she didn't even rofl my copter. What a bitchass.
by Creebie February 17, 2009
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Cooter

A Cooter is a " Gopher " Turtle . A land Turtle that lives in burrows usally near swamps and lakes .
The word " Cooter " is usally used in the Southeastern USA to describe the " Gopher " Turtle .
In recent years it has found it's way into slang as a synonym for Vagina ( pussy )
Also in the deep South it can have another meaning refering to an old hard working southern man ( aka Red Neck ) who is drunk .
" Look over yander y'all , there's a Cooter going in that hole "
" Man I bet da bitch gots some fine Cooter " !
"yo , I gots some of dat Cooter Pop " !
" Hey y'all , Bill's drunk as a cooter "
" Mr. Johnson , he's a hard working old coot ( er ) "
by Ricky Wright August 22, 2004
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