political correctness

a platonic ideal, an abstraction, a form, an eternal immaterial underlying reality. Political correctness is an ideal whose standards are so unrealistic that no one has ever met them and all instances we encounter in this material world of it are but deformed and imperfect copies of that ideal. No novel is politically correct. No play is politically correct. No poem. No film. No song. No speech. No president. No talk show, organization or law is perfectly politically correct. And yet we are still punished for failing to meet its ungodly demands.

Shakespeare, Milton, Plato, Kant, D.H. Lawrence and Homer are but a few names in the hall of shame of political incorrectness. So what chance does an average Joe have of ever demonstrating pure political correctness?

by plato's heir December 18, 2009

Political Correctness

Known as the religion of fuckheads.

What a fuckhead, he thinks that political correctness is the key to being an intellectual.

by BIGjon88 August 19, 2010

California Cornrow

When a woman squirts while a guy is eating her out in to his cornrows and he lets it dry and doesn't wash it out so his friends can see.

Last night I gave RDD the most insane california cornrow!

by Retarded Dino June 30, 2011

cornroll

Someone who says corny/stupid stuff.

Nerd 1 - I spent 8 hours straight on WOW last night...no toilet breaks or nuthin hahahaha

Nerd 2 - You are amazing! *snorts* hahaha

Nigga walking by - Damn, you crackers is fuckin cornrolls fo'real

by Munny August 26, 2007

CMRRR

Certified Mail Return Receipt Requested

I have to send everything I send to a collection agency CMRRR so the fools will go down in court if they don't follow the FDCPA.

by kybalion April 14, 2010

corproment

corporate&government=corproment

the concept of "big business" 'owning' legislators!!

no "honest" governing can occur, with legislators in the corporate pocket!!

i hate paying taxes to a corrupt corproment!

the corproment was going to prohibit my 'gage' and leave me with cigarettes and 'cocktails'!!

BOO! to the corproment 'folding greens'

the corproment is planning to put jesus' face on the hundred dollar bill!!

by michael foolsley May 15, 2011

Correct Change

When you are angry at a store and take a shit inside the cash register.

They tried to kick us out of the store, so I gave them correct change.

by Hollyfcknrae April 2, 2019