10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass

When an alternative rock band, once hitting it fairly big due with an original sound, sells out out to a more pop-y sound to sustain fame

Disturbed's old albums were amazing, but their new stuff has totally joined the 10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass

by JenJen2.0 October 24, 2010

Corporate Hole

A person in the employ of a large or opulent corporation who is overly ambitious, blindly loyal to their company, and/or dismissive to others. Corporate Holes are generally rude, flaunt an air of entitlement, and have little regard for anyone unless they meet a need/desire to further the corporate hole's career or status. Corporate holes are generally freshly hired MBAs aspiring to climb the social ladder.

I was in line at the grocery store when some corporate hole making a deal on the cell phone cut in front of me and pretended he didn't see me standing there.

by bk3 May 23, 2007

Corporate Dementia

A temporary form of amnesia where a corporate employee retains no knowledge of previous conversations (particularly when involving benefits to underlings).

Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.

Example #1:

Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."

Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."

Example #2:

Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."

by Stephanie Tool March 13, 2008

Go corporate

To get clean. To stop living the high life of drugs and booze.

Joe: You wanna come party tonight?

Charlie Sheen: Nah man, I don't do that no more.

Joe: Ah what?? Did you go corporate?

Charlie: Joe I've been corporate...

by Christoph Walzing April 9, 2013

corporate ass monkey

The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.

Take your profit growth and shove it up your ass you corporate ass monkey.

by Ragedookie September 21, 2005

corporate culture

The rules, regulations, and unwritten policy for a corporation, the way it treats its employees, allowing them to dress a certain way or have certain events to their benefit.
This was changed to make people feel better about the restraints put on them at work.

It's not corporate policy, it's our corporate culture.

by jim_witness May 4, 2005

corporate whore

listens to radio music. Eats at the place thats "in". Wears whats "in". Does whats "in". Thinks to whats "in". Is controlled by big corporations.

That corporate whore sells himself to the US army.

by Politricks September 9, 2003