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Computer Club

To join an elite team of professional PC heads, silently minding our own business; keeping speech and interpersonal communication to a minimum at all costs. Our Motto - "Our Monitor is our Business"
Welcome to the Computer Club - you are so silent you can be the president.
by cecilbdaman November 7, 2004
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Computing

Something really smart assy and pompus you say to someone who is not understanding the most simple thing. They are just too dumb to get it. So you talk to them like a dumb robot seeing if they have blew a fuse...
You are not computing are you...?
by KaliKrystal February 28, 2011
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Quantum Computing

Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms or nuclei that allow them to work together as quantum bits commonly known as qubits is reffred as quantum computing.
Quantum Computing; Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms
by s j tubrazy April 14, 2013
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Computer geek

A person who can orgasm while looking at a computer that does NOT have pornography on its screen.
I saw this computer geek damn near cream himself at the Apple Store when he saw the new MacBook Pro, dude.
by metalboy5150 April 23, 2009
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Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.
I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)
by Ryan November 30, 2004
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fuck this computer

what Todd Faison yells when his computer turns on, and functions normally.
Fuck this computer, fuck it, fuck this computer
by manuel March 7, 2005
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