I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!
by KingSnotty July 11, 2011
Get the Computer Bladder mug.When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.
"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.
by RKOver24 October 24, 2011
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by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011
Get the Toilet Computer mug.When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.
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Get the Horny computer mug.A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.
Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!
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