Colinnium

Some kid who thinks he has a life, but in fact he does not, I pwnz him at teh cs

Colinnium just got pwnzed by me...again

by OWNZ July 23, 2003

colin smith

My other flat mate.

Colin's got his girlfriend 'round again, you can hear the horrible sucky noises from down the hall.

I think I'll fill his shoes with plaster.

by Flat 15 March 12, 2004

Colander

Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.

Not always easy but that doesn't matter.

My love.

Colander entered my world one cold night in 2010.

by ketchupface October 29, 2012

Colin

When a person defecates on people's furniture and/or pets. The worst of the worst when it comes to feces related subjects/

" Jim's gonna by hela-pissed when he founds out what I did"

" What did you do."

" I took a Colin on his mother's couch!"

"You sick son of a bitch."

by The Master Collin Maker March 20, 2013

colins mom

Wow jon. You've proven your maturity and intelligence. Now GET A FUCKIN MCJOB AND STFU.

Jon is really jealous of colins mom, because hes the only one she wont sleep with.

by colins mom April 18, 2004

Colin

My name is Colin. I'm Irish, Scottish, English, and Polish. I have short and thick brunette hair, and flashy blue eyes. I'm pretty thin and short, though for some reason my muscles seem to pop out. I'm an intelligent person, but I don't like showing off in front of a crowd. I'm a musician, and I love to listen to music everywhere all the time, as well as play video games, read and write, and read manga and watch anime. I'm always willing to make new friends, but I have a bit of social anxiety, so I don't talk to people. I'm a very layered person, and I've been through a lot in my life, so it will take time for you to get to know me more. But once you get there, I'll make sure to do everything possible to make sure you're happy. I do the same for everyone, I will work tirelessly to make sure everyone around me likes me and is satisfied. I may seem cool and even a bit rude on the outside, but if you get to my inner layers, it'll be worth it. Also, I'm told I'm a 'ladies man,' and women tell me that I kiss incredibly and seem to know exactly what to do when it comes to romance, in and out of bed ;) If you ever have a Colin in your life, please take the time to get to know them, and they'll be one of your best friends before long.

Friend of Colin (guy): "Colin is such a wonderful person, and he always seems to make me laugh. How can someone have so much fun around him?!"
Friend of Colin (girl, ex-gf): "OMG, I totally regret breaking up with Colin, he's even hotter than before! Ugh, I wish I could have another chance with him..."
Colin: "Thanks, but there's no need for the compliments, I can't be that great, I'm just an average person."
Everyone: "No, you ARE wonderful, and destined for excellence!"

by GeekyRiolu December 9, 2020

Colin

Colin's are either a hit or a miss, one may be a overbearing ass while the other is a gift straight from god.

Did you hear about Colin?
Which one?

by AlfredoSauseBayBay! November 30, 2021