alpo ceiling

Social barriers that prevent the wide acceptance of dogs in positions of authority. Similar to the glass ceiling experienced by women trying to climb the corporate ladder.

Brinkley the golden retriever, with the annoucement of his candidacy for governor of Alaska, has gone a long way towards breaking the alpo ceiling.

by p.m.graham September 6, 2008

pussy ceiling

A barrier in a company which stops men from progressing or being promoted. You need to have a pussy to get through it. A feature of sapphocracies.

Our office is totally run by bitches. You've got no chance of breaking through the pussy ceiling if you have a cock.

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

global cooling

Something that happened during the 1970's due to humans spewing aerosols into the atmosphere. Once we stopped spewing aerosols into the atmosphere, global cooling stopped, thus proving that human society CAN affect global climate. The concern over global cooling was exaggerated by Newsweek in the 1970's and as a result many conservatives completely distort the issue in order to attack the current scientific consensus on global warming.

That they do this based on a Newsweek article is bizarre considering that most of the time they complain about how the mainstream media distorts the news. Of course, in this instance Newsweek just so happened to NOT be distorting the news for some reason. At least according to many conservatives.

I'm sick and tired of hearing right-wing talk radio show hosts continuing to distort the global cooling of the 1970's.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Marble Ceiling

The act of a male who is at the climax of receiving oral sex aiming the ejaculation at the roof of his givers mouth.

Boy, I just gave that ho a major Marble Ceiling.

by Mack Daddy 1 February 8, 2007

colling

Colling is where someone shits in your hand and you squeeze it then you don't stop until it drys once it has then you shove it back up the same persons who shitted it out asshole.

wow look, Blake over there is colling Ella

by ISlayMorePussy009 April 23, 2017

Ceiling Pose

A pose commonly used on Myspace.

1. Take your camera, point it toward your fat face, and use that chubby arm to lift it up a little above your head, still keeping aim on your face.

2. Stare those dead eyes up at the ceiling (preferably to the left or right)

3.Now for the tricky part: puff those chappy lips in a kiss pose.

EXTRA: If you really want to get advanced, hold up a peace sign!

Leah was trying to pull of the ceiling pose in one of her myspace pics, but her double chin kept getting in the way.

by Taylor the Terrible December 29, 2008

Collingswood

Collingswood is a suburb located right in between Camden and Haddonfield. We are known as the #1 most gay friendly town in ALL of New Jersey so that could give you a hint. Our town is full of liberals and hippy parents who drink wine or beer everyday and most likely are involved in PTA, even though their child has graduated high school. Collingswood kids are good at sports (most of them) but after the 2016 class graduated the school just sucks.... The partying never stops. Doesn't matter what year you graduated, as long as you came from their you know how to get shitty... Wether it's smoking a bowl pack at the slab or drinking there until you roll down the hill... to smoking another joint at the tressel. Philly being close is always a plus. Most pot heads either head to "Munchies" on south street to get their pieces or "Match Box" which just opened.

Let's go to the slab In collingswood

by Collingswood April 16, 2017