Comstock

A word to describe a glutton, one who begs for food until he/she becomes so frustrated that he/she bites you on the leg. Typically a fat yet very attractive individual, slothful yet endearing. Sometimes has eye herpes and a missing front tooth.

He came over to hang out and ended up eating the entire pumpkin pie I made earlier for my family reunion tomorrow. I should have been mad at the comstock but he looked so helpless due to the resulting nausea that I just wanted to give him a hug.

by Meghan R. November 23, 2006

Comship

The act of “shipping” siblings or family. Incestual shipping

I comship the twins from the host club

by Duddlydiddly May 3, 2022

comms girls

we rule da skool aight :-) we r the bst n noone can beat us we r betta dan the rest

artz sci n mat tech: slutz
comms: biatches dat rule n ave standards

by comm cuties July 29, 2003

cormstorm

When a male rubs his nose in the pubic area of a female in a circular, tornado-like movement.

Dude Cierra just told me Max gave her the best cormstorm she's ever gotten!

by Phil Lux June 18, 2011

comstockery

of or relating to the failed mining corporation Comstock Load

"Due to Sam's comstockery at the stock exchange, we are now in severe debt."

by The Puppet Master November 17, 2003

here comes the heater

An expression for the act of someone pulling out a firearm.

"this deal is bad, aw snap here comes the heater"

by logikflux December 29, 2004

Clemson

An inferior clone mutation of a person, place, or thing that looks almost exactly like the original it was trying mimic. A clemson has the capability to truly fool others into believing they're in fact the original and not the generic clone. Clemsonians, those on board with clemson(s). have a seemingly self-aware ignorance of their clemson's inferior, coincidental likeness of its predecessor. Clemson(s) tend to spawn from very stout predecessors that can carry them very far without having any origin.

Bro, that PolyStation is a straight clemson. It looks almost exactly like the Playstation it was trying to mimic, plays terrible games, and has the capability to truly fool others. This bizarre clemson goes for it in terms of aping the PlayStation’s original packaging, even going so far as to mimic the PSone’s shape. Despite this clemson not being able to play any PlayStation titles whatsoever, it nailed the “gamer” aesthetic, but failed in nearly every other conceivable aspect—unless you were, perhaps, an unsuspecting parent or grandparent looking to grab a fun gift for your children or grandchildren.

by Sm0t P0ker October 14, 2021