crystal close

Someone who is uncomfortable with abnormality. Someone who does not embrace eccentricities. Someone who does not have a decent sense of humor. Someone who is naive. Someone who lacks general intelligence.

"Oh hey its Crystal Close...."

by Crystal Falls April 25, 2010

Car Clog

a traffic jam

I was late to work because I got caught in a car clog.

by DaveWeasel June 16, 2012

facebook close

Term for family and friends whom I really like, but generally only stalk on Facebook.

I am Facebook close with a few of my 50 first cousins who live all over the world.

by McAvalon February 27, 2017

Toilet Cloggers

Super huge tits.

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

covid closed

New signs popping up in front of businesses that are failing because of covid19 virus.

My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!

by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

CC (closed captions)

(Closed captions) Interpretative text shown on videos or television. They are slightly different from subtitles in that the text shown is usually in the same language that is being spoken.

I had no idea what she was saying in that video so turned on CC (closed captions).

by Thatssus November 4, 2020

tripple bagging market closer

when a new hire fails to identify fictitious financial terminology used around the office thereby making him/her look completely ridiculous. One byproduct of this failure to identify sarcasm may be the result of occupying a tiny unit under the pants.

"You see that tripple bagging market closer in the DOW yesterday?"

or

"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"

by Shankster69 September 17, 2012