by GirthyFella May 4, 2019
Get the Malan Classicmug. A "Classic Roger" is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person's mouth. Can be very disturbing when done correctly.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
*Jude Classic Rogers his girlfriend Lucy, who is a few years younger than him*
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by PurpleDesdemona June 7, 2016
Get the Classic Rogermug. The Volkswagen Type 1, widely known as the Volkswagen Beetle, is an economy car produced by the German auto maker Volkswagen (VW) from 1938 until 2003. With over 21 million manufactured in an air-cooled, rear-engined, rear-wheel drive configuration, the Beetle is the longest-running and most-manufactured automobile of a single design platform anywhere in the world.The Beetle was officially designated as the Volkswagen Type 1 and was marketed in Europe by the designations Volkswagen 1100, 1200, 1300, 1500, or 1600 – denoting its engine size. The model became widely known in its home country as the Käfer, German for "beetle", and the model ultimately took the same nickname in English. In the 1950s, the Beetle was more comfortable and powerful than most European small cars, having been designed for sustained high speed on the Autobahn. It remained a top seller in the US, owing much of its success to high build-quality and innovative advertising, ultimately giving rise to variants, including the Volkswagen Karmann Ghia and the Volkswagen Type 2 van.
Person 1: Hey whats that?
Person 2: Thats a classic beetle!
Person 1: Whats that!
Person 2 : The greatest car ever!
Person 2: Thats a classic beetle!
Person 1: Whats that!
Person 2 : The greatest car ever!
by WINNING....................... April 8, 2011
Get the Classic Beetlemug. classic rock is a genera of music from 1950's to 1970's. it is NOT gay 80's hair bands with stupid followers who dont even know a single alblum by their band of choice. my favorite band is Pink Flyod for their trulely revolutionary sounds. im 13 and like clasic rock cus every song is diferent & not about sex,drugs(rapers just sing about drtgs, & dont do them), and cutting in every song. also their is enough good clasic rock 2 have 1500+ songs on my iPod (not obsessed w/ vinyl).
note: i wrote this on my PSP so excuse spelling...
and gangsta dude...ur what i call an idiot
black guy- rap owns classic rock
me- eirik(yes its EIRIK) ur an oreo! his mom is white
and gangsta dude...ur what i call an idiot
black guy- rap owns classic rock
me- eirik(yes its EIRIK) ur an oreo! his mom is white
by trottingtree September 12, 2008
Get the classic rockmug. The "Classic" is an advanced technique in Super Smash Brothers Melee which involves a player (usually a Marth main) losing a stock, respawning, slowly walking up to the opponent and throwing out an F-Smash.
Noun:
Marth main: "Let's go!" *Slaps Leg*
Salty Fox main: "I cant believe I got hit with The "Classic" (Melee)..."
Marth main: "Let's go!" *Slaps Leg*
Salty Fox main: "I cant believe I got hit with The "Classic" (Melee)..."
by MeleeRedox June 30, 2018
Get the The "Classic" (Melee)mug. When a guy returns to his hometown after an extended leave of absence (due to work/travel/school etc) and bangs a chick that he hasn't seen in years.
"So i'm home for the weekend and i'm at the bar and I run into Chrissy who I haven't seen since junior high. We have a few drinks and reminisce over old times and next thing you know we're in bed together and i'm scoring a hometown classic!!"
by PMchoisi June 9, 2009
Get the Hometown Classicmug. by rush3n October 7, 2010
Get the Fall Classicmug.