wack dat crusty

The act of shaving a premature mustache

Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

Christy

A hot innocent (usually) blonde girl with an amazing smile.

She is fun but can also be a little up-tight.

Can sometimes be a control freak but its cute.

Her eyes are insanely gorgeous matching her flawless skin. She's pretty in her own way.

Everyone wishes they looked like her.

Oh my gosh Britney spears is so hot!...Not as hot as Christy though. DANG..

by Kyle Jay Swan May 21, 2011

Cum crusty

A cum crusry is the dryed ejaculation cum wad. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my navle hair. f y i clean it up before it dryes up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith September 14, 2008

crusty feet

A Mexican, normally with stumpy, gnarly, hairy feet decorated with nub nub toes and cracked, peeling yellow toenails. There is normally a stench of rotten meat, stale cum and cat saliva to go along with the feet.

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

by Pothead Slut August 14, 2014

crusty taco

To spread your ass cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. This is usually done while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he passed out, I gave him a crusty taco.

by hamannbacon December 22, 2005

Crusty Watch

When one fingers a female from behind, allowing his wrist to pass through the cheeks and gooch of the female. This leaves a brown stain on the forearm of the finger-er, eventually drying to form the infamous "crusty watch."

"Dude, check out the crusty watch my girlfriend gave me for my birthday!"

by Chris and Troy August 7, 2006

crusty nuts

the practice of performin oral on the the male genitalia with a light dusting of sweat enhancing the flavour

Alan liked to eat crusty nuts

by anon March 16, 2003