(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.
(n) The perineum.
(n) A fat witto winky.
(n) The perineum.
(n) A fat witto winky.
1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."
"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."
"Shut up!"
2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."
"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."
"Shut up!"
2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."
by Wazakra January 28, 2011
1. An adjective or adverb describing something as being gay or worthless.
2. An adverb describing an action as unwarranted and meanhearted. Or worthless.
2. An adverb describing an action as unwarranted and meanhearted. Or worthless.
by Paul October 03, 2004
by bobthebaler February 18, 2015
by **** *** September 10, 2003
1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.
2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.
2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.
Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.
Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.
Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.
by Clocked May 07, 2010
See also: Choad, Gooch
The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.
The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.
by B-Drac July 26, 2003