Mr chippy

See "chink"

Lol look at that chinese dude phil.

Are you sure he's chineses?

Well he looks like he's a mr chippy.

by megadj123 August 8, 2010

Chippy

Small addiction or habit. Usually drugs.

"Where's Mike?"
"It's Friday man and the kids got a chippy for the white powder"

by SleepNotNeeded November 5, 2007

chippy bastard

a big fatty bum bum, with several sweaty chins and grease stains all down his only top, probably with stripes. can be found any time day or night in any chip shop nationwide, only eats food from the chippy, which he takes back to his mum's house and eats in front of whatever primetime TV shite is on, probably ant and dec. This term can also be used to describe any scummy munter who walks around swinton in her pyjama bottoms at 8 o'clock at night with a fish dinner or two tucked under her arm and her giro in her back pocket, tripping over her earrings.

'bastard' can be changed for anything you like, chippy twat, chippy fuck, chippy cunt, chippy cow.

also, swap 'chippy' for 'pub' and instantly describe any beer bellied, strawberry nosed old fart in a leather jacket he's had since he was 18, who lives in the vault of some dirty low rate public house. He probably has massively strong, gold rimmed bifocal glasses the size of the sunday times or a flat cap and a comb-over, or loads of gold bracelets and chains and sovereigns even Run DMC would shy away from. He even has a pub name like 'jukebox-john' or 'jack the van' or 'vinegar vera' if it's a woman.

"ha, john's got a bag of meat pies the chippy bastard"

"leanne, that's the third time this week you've had pie and chips you fucking chippy cow"

"mike's gone and got 'MAM' tattooed on his forearm, he looks like a right pub cunt"

by natrl March 25, 2010

Crispy

The Darker You Are The Crispier!

"Look at that boy!"
"He's really crispy!!!"

by lil d wayne December 27, 2011

crispy daisy

when you came on a girls tits and it dries, you create a crispy daisy.

he did a big ol crispy daisy on me last night

by cuckereno020 October 11, 2017

Crispy cream

Getting set on fire or being burned

That guys trying to crispy cream me with his flamethrower.

by Star killer October 8, 2011

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022