chinese diver

Taking a shit with absolutely no splash

I dropped a Chinese diver off at the pool if you know what I mean.

by The harse August 31, 2014

Chinese Market

Any place that is so crowded that you can't walk around without bumping into someone else.

I wanted to hit the gym until I saw that it was a Chinese Market in there

by Captains knot October 16, 2018

Chinese Cuisine

Specifically when a girl invites you to eat her out.

“Dude I went over to Carley’s house after she invited me for some Chinese cuisine!”

by TheGiant20 June 5, 2018

Chinese hug

When you get that reach around from your favorite Chinese person or masseuse.

Yo, I got this great Chinese hug at the end of my masseuse session.

by EuroVWGTi June 9, 2016

chinese flower

A sexual act when the male, puts his hand in a fist like shape, inserts his fist into the females vagina, and opens his fist. Like a flower

Dang did you hear that Billy Chinese flowered Jessica last night

by Graham the Spam May 12, 2016

Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020

Serve Chinese

The art of a woman letting a man eat her pussy.

Guy 1: Bro, my girl is gonna Serve Chinese to me for my birthday!
Guy 2: Damn, lucky bastard!

by BeavyBoy<3 July 20, 2020