chewing the salmon

when one proceeds to gnaw on a womans pink vaginal area 'salmon' i chewed that salmon

you ever been caught chewing the salmon?

by john wezt the fisherman October 20, 2008

Chewing it

Having a bad day. A more PC version of Chewing penis. Appropriate for the workplace.

Man this new schedule is killing me, I have been chewing it ever since I started these hours.

by Mike Y Costello January 21, 2009

chewicure

To trim one's fingernails (or toenails) by chewing.

My girlfriend wants me to get a manicure, but I always get the job done with a good chewicure.

by Mr Munshun August 4, 2009

chewing the hilton gum

Snorting cocaine

Reggie and I were chewing the hilton gum while gettin blowjobs in the penthouse sweet at the Circus Circus

by trisco October 8, 2010

Chewis Haworth

A guy who is a complete jizztard. :)

Hey who's this Chewis Haworth kid?" "Oh, he's a jizztard

by Gratzella1 December 2, 2011

chewing tar

When a bully is bullying you and he/she makes you chew tar.

"Damn! Reggie Nelson is chewing tar after Greg Giraldo's last roast!"

by Greggy Greg August 6, 2016

Chengineer

A way of fixing something without doing it in the traditional, proper manner. WD40, gaffer tape or a hammer will fix almost anything. The war cry of the chengineer is: "If in doubt, give it a clout"

"This doesn't need a professional, it requires a Chengineer. Make it so!".

by Andy Slag June 8, 2016