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Charlie

A man that can not make a decision. He is always sweet at first, and then does a complete 180. Usually has erectile dysfunction and doesn't even seem to know it. Becomes fat as they age, and will inevitably go no farther than a couch in the garage. Beware a Charlie always looks used and abused before he reaches thirty. Worst part, he is still too dumb to realize it's his own fault.
Person 1: Why do I recognize you?

Person 2: I'm...uh... Charlie's ex.

Person 1: Umm, really?

Person 2: Yeah, I know, Charlie Aaron was the worst mistake I ever made.

Person 1: Should have never dated a Charlie.
by HottChick December 8, 2010
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Charli

Damn charli what a charli.
by charliwsmith August 18, 2009
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charlied

to discolor something, not intentionally, yet moronically none-the-less.
Steve sure charlied Shawn's boat with that stupid fucking self-tanning cream.
by Dano April 16, 2003
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Charlie

by Packey April 1, 2016
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CHARLIE

Charlie or Charlies means Stop wat the fuck you are doing and Look at the Fukingn Hot chick/chicks thats walking Past.
heyy man, did you just see that Charlie that walked past oooffttt.
by Charlinator April 9, 2009
mugGet the CHARLIEmug.

Charlie

charlie, is short for the girls name Charlotte, they are generally daddys little girls and get everything they want, they are grumpy, ugly, short and annoy people
charlie: daddy can i have a pony?

dad: sure darling
by ILOVEBERTIE July 18, 2009
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Charlie

Massive fat bellend who thinks he's liked but really isn't. Being around him is living hell he is such an annoying twat you just can't win always has to have things his way not anyone else's . Also he's a disrespectful arse because he got a new console but never plays it because he begs to go other people's houses
Oh look there's Charlie that fat bellend
by Have you seen my glasses May 13, 2016
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