Stage-5 Clinger

The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.

Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.

“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”

by Boof_bro November 6, 2018

clingenberry

A booger that sticks to your nostril.

Any booger that refuses to dettach itself from your nostril despite intense nose-picking.

I went through the entire meeting and without noticing the clingenberry I had in my left nostril. How embarrassing!

by ultrajesus4000 February 20, 2006

ceiling of my mouth

The upper portion of the inside of the mouth. More commonly and incorrectly referred to as the "roof" of the mouth. This doesn't make sense because it's inside, like a ceiling, not outside, like a roof. The scalp and hair are the roof of your head, and your mouth has a ceiling.

Jim: "Hey Dan, want some tortilla chips or some Captain Crunch?"

Dan: "No thanks. Last night, I made a pizza in the oven, and like an idiot, I bit into a piece right away. The hot cheese burned the ceiling of my mouth. It hurts. I need to eat apple sauce for a few days".

by orangek July 20, 2011

robot in the ceiling

(1) A comment that when taken in context makes little to no sense.

(2) A non-sequitur

(3) An answer to a question that was not asked

(In a DJ booth at a radio station)
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."

by barthooper91 November 19, 2010

Clingy

(1) Anything contrary to what a man wants, when he wants it and how he wants it. Mostly used as a term for describing women when dealing with subjects such as emotion or social interaction.

(2) An excuse someone uses because they do not want to give up control or be accountable for their actions/thoughts.

Guy: You want to have a say in how often we hang out? You are so clingy.

Woman: Ok then. Let me know when you've grown up. Bye!

Guy: ......O.o.....

by ModernEraDictionary August 26, 2013

ceiling fan

A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.

I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.

by flompydonkydick August 21, 2007

Ceiling Unlimited

n.
1. The best possible conditions for any activity.
2. A situation where the potential for achievement has no limit.

Taken from the aeronautical term for optimum flying conditions. Also the meteorological term for clear skies with visibility in excess of 20 miles.

by Lionel Mandrake January 22, 2004