South Beach Dream Catcher

Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.

That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.

by Gun-Gun July 28, 2008

three holed cum catcher

used to describe a woman who loves sex or maybe a whore.

my girlfriend dumped me but it's ok she was just a three holed cum catcher anyway.

by badgerlicker April 16, 2009

Beat up Catchers Mit

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet

yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!

by Scriney93 November 07, 2010

catchering

Analyzing too deeply into someone's actions as if they had nearly as much symbolism as the novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, which included a scene where Holden slips on peanut shells down a flight of stairs to symbolize his descent into madness

Cunt Aunt: Why were you doing that?
Mom: Doing what?
Cunt Aunt: You were scrunching your nose as you entered the door as a sign of disgust towards the humble abode I invited you into
Me: Or--and this is just a theory--her nose was itchy and you're just catchering her

by PinkGradientMan December 14, 2018

national catchers day

one day a year that catchers in baseball/softball are recognized

Happy national catchers day!

by 68633896379 February 03, 2022

chunk catcher

a pair of underwear, preferably not a thong

Hopefully my mom will be able to get the stains out of my chunk catchers.

by supa21 July 01, 2010