Get the Timber Canyonmug. The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.
Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"
Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"
Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"
Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"
Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"
Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
by Bigboiyolofish March 17, 2014
Get the Man Canyonmug. I shouldn't have had that out of date Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. It turned my ass into Brownie Canyon last night.
by LG633 September 22, 2024
Get the Brownie Canyonmug. Mona's fitta
by Grandcanyonexplorer69 May 15, 2020
Get the Grand canyonmug. A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
Get the Lindero Canyon Middle Schoolmug. Small unincorporated area of alameda county located just to s of Fremont California. The canyon follows the traverse of alameda creek east to sunol ca
by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021
Get the Niles canyonmug. Max was completing his bronze Duke of Edinburgh when he stumbled across a trampy whore's daughter layered in her own sticky, stagnant and sweaty pubic hair. He approached the girl later realising she had fell victim to a fermented Milky Canyon.
by Doc smegoday January 8, 2018
Get the Milky Canyonmug.