Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny

"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone

by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025

Calm Down

One of the most useless responses that only aggravates someone more.

Person A: im going to kill you
Person B: Calm down bro, i slept with ur sister as a joke
Person A: *fucking dies*

by AlexAteBeans February 23, 2022

mom calm

When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.

I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Calm Cap

When something is calm and of the usual but also not true or just plainly, false.

Yo mayn i jus fucked 12 bitches in the aah but they allll legal so it’s calm cap.

by Dantheman123 December 23, 2020

Le Calm

Le calm is the best phrase to ever use, adds coolness and swagger to what once was a simple word. Le calm.

Person 1: Yooo how was your day
Person 2: Le calm

by Izzygirl101 February 4, 2025

sum calm

it means "nothing much"

I was at (name place) chilling sum calm

by joyyy_meee April 1, 2024

calm your nipples down

A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.

Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!

by ara_eek October 24, 2022