A phrase describing the stubborn unwillingness to leave California even when one can’t afford to live anywhere due to the obscene cost of housing.
It seems that so many have become California Stupid to the point of sleeping on friend’s couches for months or living in a tent somewhere just to stay in the sunshine state.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019
When one's scrotum is stuck to their leg or legs, generally after a recent shaving of their sac. Usually the warmth in the area generates the stickiness that is closely related to the hot sunny california weather. Resulting in the scrotum to be gently tugged on to relieve the skin adhesion.
When I got up from my desk, I had a massive case of the california stickies. Definitely had to peel my sac off of my leg. A small price to pay for necessary manscaping.
by daprofessor May 3, 2011
by Papamook May 13, 2015
by bowhunter212 March 12, 2016
He created an app similar to tinder called farmersonly.com which he sold for $5.7 million dollars and moved back to his hometown of Imlay City where he reconnected with old school friends and now covers everyone's bar bill.
Have you met my friend, Brando California?
Oh god here comes Dammit Donald, Nick the Dick, and Brando California!
Oh god here comes Dammit Donald, Nick the Dick, and Brando California!
by Midgetnick June 17, 2019
When you and a buddy are having a threesome with a girl, and you are each sucking on one of her tits. You then take your outside hand, and give each other a high-five above your heads, therefore creating a "steeple" under which you can continue to enjoy the sweet breast meat.
Guy #1 - Yo dude, Jodie and I wanna have a threesome with you, are you in?
Guy #2 - For sure man, as long as we can do the California Steeple.
Guy #1 - Uhh, Duh!
Guy #2 - For sure man, as long as we can do the California Steeple.
Guy #1 - Uhh, Duh!
by Nate and Danny November 21, 2008
Hotel California is written by a band called the eagles. There is much agurement of the overall meaning. What i have pulled out of the song is being trapped in fame, for example you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave (meaning you wont be left alone/forgotten). Another line in this song is up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light, meaning being drawn in by the beauty and money and wanting it all. Such a lovely place, meaning a lovely life that only the bystanders see. I was thing to myself this could be heaven or hell, being good or bad. Basically overall saying the horrors behind the scenes the bystanders dont see. I had to find the passage back to the place i was before, finally realizing they did not want this after all.
by Cozi.tan May 26, 2015