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turd burgler

A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.
Where the hell did you get that shit? Are you some kind of Turd Burgler?
by Huey Tank July 5, 2016
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Curd burgler

Hey billy did you curd burgler here last night?
by Curdgirl March 20, 2017
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old bugger

An old man called Brian who has a slight bald patch on top of his already balding head that is roughly 30-35 years older than Jesus if he was still alive today.
How old is Brian again?? He's an old bugger.
by rlztn32 March 30, 2017
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Hand-Burgler

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.
Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!
by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017
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mind-buggering

"Whatever it was raced across the sky in its monstrous yellowness, tore the sky apart with mind-buggering noise ...". D. Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, ch.3
by Hugeyellowsomething November 22, 2017
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Daft Bugger

British slang for a stupid person.

Often times pronounced as deft begger.
Lad 1: I think I'll get 5 plums instead of 1.
Lad 2: Oi! That's too many plums ye daft bugger!
by WaysideWorks August 31, 2018
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Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.
Chad: “Wow, Brad, you’ve got a real crusty bugger”
Brad: “Ah, yeah. It’s painful, but it’s what I get for a day on the beach.”
by Dongleicious June 30, 2019
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