unmitigated buffoonery

Any situation that could conceivably have arisen , where the sheer scale and levels of uttetrly abject stupidity could not have possibly been predicted or indeed legislated for .

This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .

Can you believe the previously unsurpassed level of unmitigated buffoonery that has led to a committee of horrifically incompetent clown shoes re-electing that fucking cretin back into that position ? No wonder fucking lions eat their young

by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023

Butt buffing

You take a hit and blow the smoke into someones asshole to warm them up.

Steve took a hit from his pen and blew the smoke into Stacey’s asshole, butt buffing her to warm her up.

by JessiesFavorite May 1, 2023

tongue buffing

The act of rubbing one's tongue against a pad of cotton candy

When eating cotton candy, I prefer tongue buffing because I like the texture so much.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

the big bufford

A really hard stinkbomb fart that you can tell will leave a stone clad stain in their pants.

Jesus, that guy left The Big Bufford in that movie theatre last night, did you notice the rancid smell and hard popping sound during the movie?

by nensondubois September 3, 2016

moving like a bufford

when someone had talks and when the mandem come around they zip their lips.

"I had walter moving like a bufford daggy."

by Yung.boii1 November 15, 2017

bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.

A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

Pie-faced BUFFOON

insult for a buffoon (idiot) who is pie-faced.

He is a pie-faced buffoon because he stole my yogurt. "You pie-face buffoon!"

by Zangaroo1 January 31, 2020