Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.

I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI

by Blue Johnson July 30, 2015

Jimmy Buffeting

Regular, and often painful, oscillation of the male gonads most often caused by sexual intercourse.

He was rogering her so hard, he got a severe case of Jimmy Buffeting.

by Erwin Buzz November 18, 2016

steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.

by Diggin12 January 16, 2016

Sexual Buffet

All day, all night - a sexual buffet is a place for finger biscuits, party rings and flan.

Do anything tonight? Yeh i'm off for a sexual buffet ;)

by singinintheshower July 11, 2017

bus pan buffet

This is the act of eating out of a bus pan or cleared plates from a customers table in a restaurant. In the middle of a 12 hour shift those fries do start to call your name.

You want any of this cheese? It's fresh off the bus pan Buffet they barely touched it.

by Sarcasticseriously July 23, 2017

buffet

another word for sex orgy with at least 5 people; an orgy where every one is naked( only guys) where every one is eating ass, balls, dick, and thot tots...big ones...melon sized

I just went to that buffet.

by imyourmomfaggot January 25, 2019

Buffet

When oral sex is performed on a woman

Last night I went over to her house and had the whole buffet

by TenaKnows July 23, 2019