brokitis

Someone who has the inability to acquire money or has no money

I took this person to dinner and he told me he couldnt pay for his dinner, so I diagnosed him with brokitis, I'm worried about catching it

by Sarples May 27, 2019

Brotitter

Someone who sucks tits on his bro.

Kevin: Yo bro, you wanna suck my tits?
Nick: Yea man, i'm a Brotitter

by MattFilet April 25, 2019

bromigoness

1. Compound word joining two casual slang words that define a friend of many years.

Typically for close friends that crack on each other for no apparent reason.

Please see definition for bro and migo below:

bro
1. Friend; commonly used in greetings.

What’s up bro?

I vouch for Todd, we’ve been bros since way back.

migo

A man of hispanic or latin decent;It is mostly used in the D.C. area by black people describing a hispanic or latino man.
wassup migo

I appreciate the years of bromigoness.

by kryslalwow November 28, 2019

Broitall

Specifically used for the guy who listens to the Joe Rogan podcast episode and becomes an immediate dismissive subject expert.

Girl 1 - how was your date last night?
Girl 2 - it was ok... but he was kind of a Broitall.
Girl 1 - a what??
Girl 2 - he listened to a 3 hour Joe Rogan podcast interview and now he is very knowledgeable on sensory deprivation tanks."

by SnobArtist November 9, 2019

Bromigo

Combination of two words, bro and amigo.

Thank you for the invite bromigo, had a great time!

by Motosaki410 March 27, 2020

Bromie

A person who you previously shared a romantic relationship and now remain friends without the benefits, but ultimately will end when a new romantic partner enters your life. This person is someone who still talk to and confide in but no longer engage in romantic behaviors. You are more than a friends but less than lovers.

Girl 1: How are things with you and Xavier after the break up?

Girl2: Oh we're just Bromies now, we're gonna catch a movie together tomorrow night.

Boy: If you want to date me, you can't stay Bromie's with Xavier!

Girl: That was a long time ago! Since you and I started seeing each other I don't talk to him anymore.

by urnewst3pdad July 21, 2020

Bromie

A person who is super close to you
A person who is between a homie and a broski

Or you already have a broski and don’t wanna replace them and don’t want them to be a homie
There can be more than one Bromie in your relationships

Broski 1: Broski I have a person who is super close to me but I don’t want to replace you

Broski 2: Then they are a Bromie, Broski.

Broski 1: Oh Yeah! Thank you Broski 👊

Broski 2: No problem Broski 👊

by ChloeDeLucaoffical September 7, 2020