Brett Caan is from the Rick and Morty universe. A being of the meta, a man who's power is to retcon literally anything lest be put in a field of sports as that is the exact opposite of stories.
Rick: His name is Brett Caan, he has the power of making things always have been other things.
Morty: I think that's just called retconning, but his name is Brett Caan? Rhett is a name too, he could be Rhett Caan.
Morty: I think that's just called retconning, but his name is Brett Caan? Rhett is a name too, he could be Rhett Caan.
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 19, 2022
Brett looks like Lester from gta v he loves little girls he is the goat at humanity's and he knows his gang signs so don't mess with him
by bigballs74 August 26, 2022
The idea of getting a blowjob! especially from ESPN every day until number 4 retires and Tim Tebow takes over that role!
by Brett Favre #4 Vikings November 12, 2010
he is the fastest snowmobiler in the world he is the best at getting the hole shot in drag races he likes to be called hole shot
by troj March 07, 2005
A very sexy male, from dover. he is so wicked awesome and evry girl falls for him. Once they do they will never look at another boy the same.
by faggotman1234 March 17, 2009
by Hanksta60 October 03, 2010