running into a stiff breeze

It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.

Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.

Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.

You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.

You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'

"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?

B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

Summer Breeze

The act of farting while getting Fellatio.

When the wife raises her head.

“Was that a summer breeze?”

by Thomas Crawford March 13, 2023

D-Breeze

A sense that something or someone is about to die

I felt the d-breeze today

by Jabadiah March 21, 2023

HoneySuckle Breeze

A term referring to a blowjob with a flavorful surprise. It is often used in southern cultures and Deep South communities. The flavor profile typically mirrors ripe apples, carmel, molasses and honey, all of which are staples in the southern heritage.

This term is often confused with names of scented candles.

Y’all, I got five honeysuckle breezes this weekend. One tasted like straight funnel cake.

by 6 iron February 21, 2023

Kohuch Breeze

A stream or draft of cold air in an otherwise sealed room that targets only one person.

Is it drafty in here or is it just me?

I'm fine, it must be a kohuch breeze.

by Zeener26 January 11, 2024

Harbor Breeze Baja

The worst kind of fan. It’s always so slow and was ruined by a very bad YouTuber in the Fan Community, Carter Body Larson for being obsessed with the Harbor Breeze Baja and being inappropriate towards minors

Carter Body Larson ruined the Harbor Breeze Baja by simping on it

by sassydiva134 January 13, 2024

california breeze

when an individuals buttocks are exposed to the open world. aka when someones booty crack is out you call that california breeze

“kyra feeling that California breeze💀”
“there’s that california breeze😹🙏”

by lollywolly April 9, 2023