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Booze Cruise

A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.

IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.

Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)

- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.

-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.

- plus accuracy points if:

• you were drunk during the confession

• they’re a coworker

• they were engaged

• you told it to someone unreliable,

• your boss

• you broke up your current relationship

• It took place on a literal night cruise
- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.

- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .

- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.
by Brob August 16, 2022
mugGet the Booze Cruisemug.

Booze Bandage

The best thing to happen since drinking! It's a patch you wear while you drink so you're not as hungover the next day. You sneak these on so your friends suffer like little bitches and you look like a superhero!
Slap this Booze Bandage on and you're good to go!
by nautiginger July 16, 2019
mugGet the Booze Bandagemug.

booze rash

a rash following several nights on the beer, caused by blood poisoning.
Hey mate, your holiday in Ibiza must have been a cracker, as your sporting a top booze rash.
by frostr October 27, 2013
mugGet the booze rashmug.

Lez booze

A text that someone sends referring to the boys drinking heavily
Boys lez booze hard tonight
by Jpbooze July 21, 2017
mugGet the Lez boozemug.

Booze

What i turned to after Pöme's and my 8th divorce.
Left me for a card reader, gimme that booze.
Pome, they'll hear 'bout you.
by titsndickbistro69 May 11, 2022
mugGet the Boozemug.

booze bloat

the quickly gained weight a person gains when they drink too much and too often, usually concentrated to the face, and the belly.. this affects men and women in similar fashion, though It's not really that hot when a girl suffers from a case of booze bloat.
Christina Aguilera claims she weighs 100lbs? Gurl, she ain't stepped on the scale since she came down with that bad case of booze bloat.
by gomer79 March 17, 2011
mugGet the booze bloatmug.

Booze Cock

We all have that one friend who can never pop a stiffy while boozing!
Person 1: Bro Josh had a crazy case of booze cock the other night. Supposedly he couldn't get it up after drinking wine and playing Fortnite for only 15 minutes.

Person 2: Damn, booze cock gets the best of us..
by TheOneAndOnlyBiggest May 3, 2025
mugGet the Booze Cockmug.

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