Millenial Bail Bond

A friendship between millenials that is strengthened by a love of bailing on plans.
"You still down for yoga tonight?"

"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."

"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."
by paulbholt February 06, 2019
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Balanced Bliss Bonding

A holistic sexual and emotional practice for couples that can last for hours and consists of three phases.

It starts with mutual edging by passionate intercourse or any kind of sexual stimulation. This is followed by a ruined orgasm, where you bring each other just beyond the point of no return and then let go. Reduces the physical tension while keeping arousal high. A little frustrating but suprisingly hot. The last phase is for karezza, a way of passionate slow love making where the goal is not orgasm but increasing bonding and intimacy.

This practice emphasizes the balance between heightened sexual tension, controlled release, and deep emotional connection.
"Ever since Mia and Alex started practicing Balanced Bliss Bonding, they've been walking around like giddy teenagers, high on love hormones and low on sleep!"

"In Balanced Bliss Bonding edging is the teasing appetizer, a ruined orgasm is the surprising main course, and Karezza is the never-ending, sweet dessert. It's about taking the scenic route in the bedroom, where nobody is racing to the finish line."

"I'm telling you Susan, Balanced Bliss Bonding is a game changer for my relationship! Mike and I haven't had regular sex in weeks and just thinking of tonights session gets me dripping wet."
by Garbage Goober October 28, 2023
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Blue Premium Bond

Tommy: Blue Premium Bond
Tubbo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
by Ig08 April 17, 2021
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Pair Bonding

Pair Bonding is used as a term for two side by side DSL internet connections. This could get you double the internet speed. Sadly this kind of connection can't be configured on long range DSL connections like ADSL. It's VDSL only and anything above.
Customer: My internet speed is kinda low ISP, what to do about it?
ISP: We can provide you with a faster alternative, it's called Pair Bonding.
by HippoTitto May 12, 2020
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James Bond route

Taking an alternate route that has the potential to get you to your destination quicker than taking the standard route. There is also the potential that you will enounter some obstacles along the way, like numerous stop signs, stop lights, and difficult left turns due to non-stop cross-traffic.

Its common to drive recklessly while taking the James Bond route, much like 007 is forced to do when being chased through narrow streets in Rome, Paris, Madrid, etc.
Hwy 41 was so backed up, we decided to take the James Bond route and beat all those suckers sitting in traffic by a good 20 minutes.

He thought he was slick by taking the James Bond route, but ended up hitting fifteen stop signs in the subdivision and he got a ticket for doing 20 over in a 25. What an idiot.
by Oh Welles March 19, 2008
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ultimate bitch bond

when two people are together and they gain up on other people and agree on everything and act like bitches they are the ultimate bitch bond
Jeez when Nicole and Sofia are together they are the ultimate bitch bond
by doesanyonecare July 26, 2014
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Bond-Company Stooge

An employee of an insurer or bondsman who tags along on your adventures and is generally a buzz kill. Rarely does such a person ever stick their neck out for someone as they are only concerned with their employers profits.
"I've never seen a bond-company stooge stick his neck out like that." - Steve Zissou
by Stew Knod February 15, 2022
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