Bog Tour

Also known as a Nerd Tour or Swirly Tour

A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.

1. Kyle's hair was blond before a few of the guys gave him a Bog Tour, now it's brown haha!

2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene

by King Jazza! August 15, 2020

H-Bog

Horny bastard.

Well dang, Kyle I. is such an H-Bog.

Agreed.

by ohmywater May 11, 2020

Bog Trough

The toilet, the place you poo, the man thrown, the only place to hide from your crotch Goblins.

I am going to take me a dump in the Bog Trough

by Wraith the bever destroyer November 10, 2020

Bog cough

The cough that people having a crap in a toilet stall give to ensure you know they're in there.

I'm glad he gave a bog cough or I would have kicked that door down and shat in his lap.

by supertedsnastyuncle April 8, 2010

bog breath

A dog that eats others animals shit

Bog breath come here

by @bl.doug April 7, 2021

bog trotter

an irishman, a bog wog

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003

Dog Bog

A rather foul form of faecal matter. Similar to a "grog bog" but occurs the day after consuming copious amounts of dog.

Paul: "Hey man can I use your toilet?"
Robyn: "Yeah, but I have to warn you I feasted on that Alsatian from down the road last night and just did a mad dog bog."

by blackdawwg July 7, 2011