Boebert

A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.

Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.

“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER”

by Oxyboytrytis January 5, 2023

Boeberts

An object that was “accidentally fallen upon” (deliberately placed) in the rectum that was not designed for anal use and is now stuck.

“What’s the weirdest boeberts you’ve seen?”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”

by SassyMedic96 January 5, 2023

Betersigsomen12åringjamidus

When Sossjamin acts like a 12 year old retarded kid.

Sossjamin: hej 😊
Skitsim Roulshit och Kapillärko: Håll käften, Betersigsomen12åringjamidus!

by Megasim January 18, 2023

Booter

Someone, or a group of people who crash parties but create chaos as soon as they arrive.

Watch out! The booters are coming into the party hot!

by tigersharktax August 3, 2024

Boeberting

The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.

Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.

by TransAnna September 16, 2023

Boeberting

Vaping whilst touching each others privates.

You two teenagers better not be boeberting in your room.

by Pseudo D-Rock September 18, 2023

boebert

An inconsiderate, rude, or obnoxious theater attendee.

"Some boebert's phone went off and they answered it!"

by Wordy McWordington III September 19, 2023