blut

The technique of drying wet clothes with a hairdryer.

Oh man, my new skinnys jeans are still wet. IS the dryer broke?

It is ok, just blut them.

Oh man, i do love to blut.

by Blut_this April 22, 2008

Bluetooth fairy

A bluetooth fairy is someone who is a professional, phone stealer, particuarly phones that have bluetooth. hence the term BLUETOOTH fairy

Hey man, have you heard about johnny? hes a Bluetooth fairy now...
well either way, what ever he does.. he aint getting his hands on my phone

by ViKta 'N' LaCh September 24, 2006

blato

Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.

"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"

by Tom March 7, 2004

blumonday

n. (bloo`mun`de) 1. a nick on IRC with a spelling that happens to create the most unfortunate fit in the list of words in the Urban Dictionary, 2. someone pretentious about her beauty who ends up looking truly ugly due to the surroundings in which she finds herself, 3. a hugely unfortunate juxtaposition that creates unintentional irony

"I turned out to be such a blumonday advertising myself all around IRC in a way that I thought would make me appear beautiful but then I found myself in the middle of the blumpkies."

by Lane May 1, 2004

Blut

A blut is a combo between a Slut and A Butt...or someoone who likes to slut around and get fucked up the ass

ROSI YOUR SUCH A BLUT! You go slutting around with guys having anal sex! GOD

by Gang members August 30, 2005

Bluetooth Balls

What a person gets when they are playing games online with a headset and start acting tough or telling in appropriate jokes, which they would not normally in public.

I'll fuck you up if you do that again pussy! Ahh shit someones got bluetooth balls.

by L.T. Owens April 26, 2011

Blute

Blute (blute)
v.

Blute·ed, Blute·ing, Blutes
v.intr.
Blutes
2. To discharge vapid rhetoric or other substance continuously or in Blutes.
3. Informal To speak volubly and tediously.
v.tr.
1. To cause pro 'Jesuit-Shia' law clone.
2. To utter volubly and tediously.
n.
1. A political commenter, mouth, or Digg Patriot through which lies are released or discharged.
2. A continuous stream of Drivil.
3. The burst of spray from the blowhole of a whale.

It's a bluter! There she blutes!" as the old whalers used to shout.

'Blute' refered to the miasmic spout of filth

that a leprous whale would release, when dying of the 'blutations'.

The sailors would fire their cannons in the water till
the foul yellow scum had been erased by the clean blue waves.

by Digg life June 13, 2012