Sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .

Tomorrow is sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

rotten blueberry

When someone sucks your dick,spits it on your stomach and slurps it back up

Amber:What do you want me to do
Jack Nicholson:Gimme a rotten blueberry

by I have a skinny dick February 16, 2017

Blueberry Juice

A word competing with watermelon sugar even though it probably wont win
It is used for a party that competes with the top trending on Urban Dictionary.
The words competing with Watermelon Sugar will get clapped, or they will rise to the top.

Blueberry juice will probably start a war

Person 1: VOTE FOR BLUEBERRY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 2: Negative i want Watermelon sugar as trending--
Person 1: --ey if you dislike BJ you cripple for 90 years until you die

Person 2: thx boi

by Infesterra April 10, 2021

Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.

“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”

by InkedShy September 26, 2020

Blueberry

A woman who uses her body, and performs sexual favors to get Heroin.

This blueberry came up to me and wanted a 20 piece and I said bitch... Get the fuck outta here.

by Lally gag March 10, 2017

Blueberry

Noun
A person who comes to orgasm too quickly. Usually due to inexperience or over excitement.

"Remember that guy from the party?
He barely got the tip in. What a blueberry!"

"So I hooked up with this girl on tinder. Talk about a blueberry. I barely licked it. Great time!"

by KingPan420 December 28, 2023