Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.

"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"

by jdrummerb December 13, 2014

Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

No no blue balls

No no blue balls is Avery's not yours carsyn

Use lethal force "no no blue balls"

by Carsyndoesntownnonoblueballs December 2, 2020

Bolivian blue balls

When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach ejaculation.

Last night I had a serious case of Bolivian blue balls

by Acido303 October 8, 2022

Mug exchange blue balls

Office terminology. When you have a mug exchange scheduled, but one of the participating members calls out of work that day or claims their mug hasn’t arrived in the mail yet. Therefore, postponing the mug exchange.

Lissett called out of work and left me with Mug exchange blue balls.

by michaellu March 10, 2019

Blue Ball Effect

When life teases you by getting your hopes up with something great, only to leave you hanging in the end.

Yo dude, I was about to nail that TikTok dance challenge, had my moves down and everything, but then my phone died mid-recording. That's the blue ball effect man.

by Turkeyleg7 February 11, 2024

Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025