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blossom ass

This is a rump so perfect formed and founded by woman wearing spandex or any type of elastic materials
Did you see that blossom ass Kenny?

" Yeah! I couldn't imagine what I'd do with that".

"I couldn't help but to stare at it from underneath the pit."
by Stiffler hysion June 8, 2017
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Blossoms

Ewwww, your family is blossoms.
by Riverdale.memez June 17, 2017
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Blossomcest

"Blossomcest" is the fandom shipping nickname for the twincest pairing between siblings Cheryl Blossom and the late Jason Blossom on the CW's Riverdale as well as the popular "Archie afterlife" comics.
Fan 1: "How do we come up with a name?"
Fan 2: "I don't know...uh, Jasryl, no, Cherson, no, uh maybe put their last name together with something."
Fan 3: "How bout'? Blossomcest?"
Fan 1 & Fan 2: *both look at Fan 3 confused*

Fan 3: "What? It's obvious..."
by Kathryn Santini August 12, 2018
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Blossom

Blossom is aggressive and knows what she wants and if she doesn’t get it she won’t give up until she does but overall she is hilarious has comedy that may come across as mean and sarcastic but she just does it because she trusts you, she may not try too hard but deep down she isn’t that stupid, we all love blossom!
Blossom you deserve your love!
by ohnoiloveyou May 1, 2019
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Blossom Handle

A male sexual organ that has been sprayed with floral scented cologne/perfume
Monika: "Yo i saw Brad's dong last night"
Carlito: "Bruh"
Monika: "it's a real Blossom Handle
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 27, 2019
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Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.
by gnostic3 October 14, 2019
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Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.
by gnostic3 October 14, 2019
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