Crop Block

When a farmer blocks another farmer from harvesting or planting his/her crops on Farmville. This is usually used when a farmer's crops are about to wither.

Farmer 1: "Yo I planted some pumpkins about 11 hours ago and i need to harvest real quick"
Farmer 2:"Sorry man I'm actually harvesting and planting right now."
Farmer 1: "You're the biggest crop block ever. I'm never sending you free gifts."

by BBBBBBRIAN November 2, 2009

v block beatdown

what youre gonna get if you keep hatin' on my v block boys. they will rock your dome then bang you out one punch

that guy got his dome rocked in a v block beatdown

by j-rob mad fresh May 16, 2010

blockatiel

The unsung cockatiel hero against vulgar,pornographic,and unsightly images.Blockatiels block the offending images with their faces to save the innocence of the viewer.

What's this bird doing on my poster?
Blockatiel'd!

by Cockatiel Owner June 21, 2009

block exams

block exams; a modern-day method of torture developed by a panel of adults who believe that they know best. block exams consist of several subjects' exams in a row (maths, english, history etc.) with a break between each one. block exams last for anywhere between 2 days and 2 weeks, and usually cause mass stress and panic in students. social life is impossible during this time, as all student's free time will be spent trying to learn a whole semester's worth of work (of which half probably wont be needed anyway). most block exams start at the age of 16, although some mean-spirited schools will start at the young age of 15.

Teacher- ok students, in 2 weeks' time are BLOCK EXAMS
Students- *groan*
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Friend- hey :) would you like to see a movie on saturday with a big group?
Student- oh no i can't, sorry, i have block exams
Friend- ohhhhh *understanding & sympathetic nod*
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Student- this is my last free weekend :) i won't have any free time until september... i have block exams
Friend- but it's only june?

by BriiOhNee November 16, 2009

Slot-Blocker

Woman who intentionallly interrupts or "blocks" a friend from having sex with a man she finds attractive or is in competition with.

"Whitney is such a slot-blocker! she told Richard that Kristin had crabs."

by RipperMan72 October 17, 2009

Choc-a-Block

Full to the limit. Busting at the seems.

There is no more room in the backpack. It is choc-a-block with books.

by Mike McKenzie September 4, 2006

On the chopping block

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.

Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.

by Morphius13 July 13, 2016