When you aren’t aware that you have typed a phrase out incorrectly because you assumed that you typed out the same phrase as the one in your head. So now you are blind blown because you are unable to recognize your spelling error
Carla: “This boy has my blind blown”
Lee: “blind blown” ??
Carla: “Omw, in my mind I was still reading it as ‘mind blown’ ”
Lee: “ Oooh it looks like we’ve just coined a new term”
Lee: “blind blown” ??
Carla: “Omw, in my mind I was still reading it as ‘mind blown’ ”
Lee: “ Oooh it looks like we’ve just coined a new term”
by Eddy Boi November 08, 2022
The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.
Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.
Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
by DirtyMike1972 March 04, 2022
When someone extremely quickly snapchats people while in a social setting, usually barely even looking at their phone to see if the other person says or sends anything of interest.
by pl112 December 25, 2018
Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
by LimeSenpai October 15, 2023
Being "world blind," is the feeling of confusion when you have barely woken up. It can happen at anytime of day.
Person 1: *wakes up, lays in bed, and thinks* What's going, what time could it be...*checks phone* 12pm?! 20 missed calls?! *phone rings & picks up*
Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...
Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.
Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...
Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.
by Lilac_sky May 22, 2017
A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.
Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
by jeorb87 December 11, 2020
A driving technique in which the driver turns off the headlights in order to overtake another vehichle.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Wait! That's not the sound of my engi-FOREVEEERR TOGETHEEER
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
by The "Undertaker" March 14, 2023