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dead broke

"dead broke" is the state of being without any money or any available cash reserves whatsoever. More than just broke or skint it means absolutely not having a pot to piss in. More at brassic or tapped out. It is often used in the form of an oral self-evaluation or a defensive declaration by someone hoping to convince others (e.g., a creditor) that he or she is absolutely unable to meet even a small portion of a pecuniary obligation or debt. Such a declarant may well spotlight their penniless state by pulling out and exposing their empty pockets.
"Sorry, I can't pay you anything now 'cause I'm dead broke, man!"
by Trochilus June 10, 2014
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brokebacked

Verb
When a heterosexual man is forced, through circumstances beyond his control, to act or perform an act that may be perceived as mildly or completely homosexual by the heterosexual community. Usually to avoid dying or serious injury.
Cuddling for warmth with another man when the only other option is freezing to death.
Having to wear women's clothing or freezing to death.

"The furnace shut off in the middle of a snowstorm and it was -40, so me and Sean had to cuddle for warmth. We totally brokebacked."
by adelews November 14, 2007
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notes are broke

"notes are broke!" indicates a person who is unable to communicate properly with others. Our helpdesk received an email from someone with no body, just the subject line "notes are broke!" Since then, the phrase has come to mean a poor communicator, or just plain idiocy. There is a gesture that accompanies the phrase. You must flap your arms like a retarded person attempting to fly when you say it. This is of course optional according to context as well as present company.
"So, how're things going?"
"Snakes on a plane man, snakes on a plane."
"Really? What's wrong?"
"Man, you know Cindy in accounting? She's all notes are broke again."

or

"How are things going with the project?"
"Notes are broke, boss, notes are broke."

or

"Have you spoken to the client?"
"Yes, and all I can say is notes are broke."
by Gleznov August 23, 2006
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brokebacking

Inspired by the 2005 film "Brokeback Mountain." Brokebacking refers to two cowboys who dawn cowboy hats (and/or other cowboy getup) and gay it up.
Josh and Jim are brokebacking it again. Get them cowboy hats, there's gonna be some brokeback action tonight.
by Cowboy Bob December 28, 2005
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Brokeback Moment

(-noun) When two non-gay men have a homosexual moment.
Guy 1: Bro, WTF just happened?

Guy 2: Little "Brokeback Moment", lets not talk about it.
by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010
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Broke Boy Diet

A diet of broke boys who can only
Supply weed and liquor for survival. They can't take their significant other to fancy restauraunts because they can't afford it.
Me: hey Ashley , you should double date with me and Ron.
Jenny: I can't. My boyfriend has me on a broke boy diet
by Lolamonroe August 13, 2013
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Broke Neck Breakfast

The act of buying breakfast for your significant other at a drive-thru then accelerating quickly before they take the first bite causing whip-lash and the spilling of food.
Dude, my babe wanted me to buy her food this morning, so I gave her a broke neck breakfast
by newsworker74 May 13, 2016
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