berries

balls
testicles

SEE ALSO twig and two berries

Those are some drooping berries

by yo May 13, 2004

BernieHoo'd

To be beaten by somebody on machinery that theoretically should not be up to the job.

Alternative - to give it 100% at all times when not feeling the best after the night before.

Valentino was BernieHoo'd on the last lap.
Dave P was gutted that yet again he had been BernieHoo'd

Alternative - he was BernieHood' all through the race.

by GaryM July 22, 2006

bemmie

A name for - Bedminster, Bristol.

"where you from mate?"

"bemmie"

brizzle wester

by brizzleboi October 19, 2009

Cluster Berries

noun, meaning the bits of poo left behind that get tangled in the hair surrounding the anus.

Andrew couldn't help but wonder if he wiped well enough after going to the toilet having only used only a tiny sheet of toilet paper to remove the tangled cluster berries.

by Teo B October 7, 2009

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by LGMR5 May 16, 2010

That Really Dingles My Berries

a sign of displeasure or annoyedness, cause we all know how annoying those dingleberries can get am i right?

oh my " that really dingles my berries", he's such a spaz

by islandertime July 11, 2010

twig n berries

Penis and balls

If your a boy, look in your pants.
If youre a girl, look it up.

Girl: Man, tonight im going to suck on my boyfriends twig n berries.

by Lumina Rose February 1, 2014