A wealthy suburb located in LA, CA. Home to snobby rich kids/ kooks/typical spoiled white girls. In the N area, also known as the Redondo Hood, you find 12 year olds with a "swag overload". The 2 middle schools Parras & Adams are rivals who talk crap about each other all the time. Finally the high school is a mix of many, from skaters to jocks to kooks to white girls to potheads to ratchets to kids that don't even live in Redondo. The football games are the ultimate hang out & everyone loves the middle schoolers that show up to act "cool" and annoy the shit out of everyone. Every Friday night there's major ragers & everyone gets baked! Sick right?!
During the week, high schoolers hang out at McDonald's/Starbucks/Panda Express. Sometimes Wanna Chill/ Rita's, & always the Riviera Village. On the weekends you find large groups of friends that all secretly hate each other hanging out at the beach surfing or tanning in their tiny bikinis. When bored, they take to overediting Instagram photos and perfecting their tumblr. Basically, the kids are the coolest you'll ever meet.
Moving on, most of the houses near the beach range from 700,000-8/9 million. Unless you'd like a shack which can probably go for 500,000. North Redondo homes are more in the lower end ranging from 600,000-800,000. The snobby parents love to compete with their homes and cars-usually Mercedes and BMWs.
Overall, Redondo Beach is a nice suburb in LA that everyone is jealous of. It has babes, kooks, and the beach.
During the week, high schoolers hang out at McDonald's/Starbucks/Panda Express. Sometimes Wanna Chill/ Rita's, & always the Riviera Village. On the weekends you find large groups of friends that all secretly hate each other hanging out at the beach surfing or tanning in their tiny bikinis. When bored, they take to overediting Instagram photos and perfecting their tumblr. Basically, the kids are the coolest you'll ever meet.
Moving on, most of the houses near the beach range from 700,000-8/9 million. Unless you'd like a shack which can probably go for 500,000. North Redondo homes are more in the lower end ranging from 600,000-800,000. The snobby parents love to compete with their homes and cars-usually Mercedes and BMWs.
Overall, Redondo Beach is a nice suburb in LA that everyone is jealous of. It has babes, kooks, and the beach.
Guy #1 : Redondo Beach has the babes let's go there!
Guy #2 : Sounds great!
Girl #1 : Let's go get it on with the skaters and surfers!
Girl #2 : Yeah!!
Guy #2 : Sounds great!
Girl #1 : Let's go get it on with the skaters and surfers!
Girl #2 : Yeah!!
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Also known as "Condo Beach" due the large number of high rise condos built on the beach, blocking the beach view of older homes.
Also known as "Condo Beach" due the large number of high rise condos built on the beach, blocking the beach view of older homes.
Sunny Isles Beach was a nice town before they put in all those big ugly condo buildings. All those BMW-driving asshole yuppie New Yorkers are driving me nuts! I used to be able to see the beach from my house, now all I see is the service entrance to the 40-story condo building, and the sun doesn't shine on my house before 11AM.
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