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bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.
Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014
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The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.
by By and Large March 19, 2015
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beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.
"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
by Lady Dink May 6, 2015
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gravy beard

When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.
"I got gravy beard from being nose deep in the tang last night"
by BeardProbs September 23, 2015
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Beard game

How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.
Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!
by BernardSaint February 2, 2019
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the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart
I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus
by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018
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Raisin Beard

When a man shaves all his pubic hair except for the hair on his testicles, and let's the hair grow like a beard. A form of manscaping.
Hey did you hear he's growing a raisin beard.

I wonder how I would look with a big bushy raisin beard.
by Meeswee July 5, 2019
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